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Bowling League Involvement Has Dropped 40%
Hey gang, Long ago I read an article that argued that American’s were becoming less social, less engaged, and less aware. Specifically the prestigious author whimsically pointed to a 40% drop in bowling league involvement as a simple indicator of this loss of societal capital. That article has stuck with me [...]
A Weird Thing About Selling Your Car With No Heat During WInter Time
It is Hard to Believe But This is What My Car Would Look Like - If it Was Photoshopped...Extensively A weird thing about selling your car with no heat during winter time - no one wants it. I started thinking about this 2 weeks ago when my car [...]
These Are Some of the Ways This Email Were Going to Start
Hi again gang, Sometimes people ask me how I write these emails and usually I tell them that I simply sit down and write for 10 minutes but the truth is, I often write a whole bunch of stuff I never use. This month I wanted to share with you [...]
I refuse to sell out and make this email about Halloween (and other lies I tell myself)
We are just days away from one of the fastest growing holidays in the holiday economy (did I just make that term up?) - Halloween! Everyone loves to dress up, dress their kids up, dress their pets up, and dress their yards up - the Sharp's included. But what you [...]
1 Year Anniversary of Sharp Guys – Check ✅
Today marks the one year anniversary of Sharp Guys Web Design being a full time venture! Unfortunately I just found out the 100 million dollar checks me and all of the other billionaires were planning on sending the IRS will no longer be accepted - their loss! In short, this has [...]
55% of You Are Definitely Missing Out. We’re Having a Party in Here
45% of you surprisingly open our newsletter emails on an ongoing basis. I know what you are thinking, "Cody I didn't know you knew 20 people, 9 of which feel sorry for you and open your emails". Believe it or not, there are nearly 400 people on this mailing list. That [...]
Proof Indiana is Not the Flyover State People Say We Are
It has always bothered me that Indiana is considered a 'flyover state' - mostly because the term has a negative connotation that implies there is nothing here worth stopping for. My feeling is that there is a ton that is worth seeing and doing. Today I found proof that the most frequently [...]
Beware the ides of March
This month's newsletter is a bit shorter than usual (you're welcome) While you may already be thinking of St. Patty's day and green libations, please don't forget to Beware the ideas of March ! This phrase, one of the only ones I remember from 10th grade English (or Shakespeare) has [...]
Nothing Says Desperate Like Doing a V-Day’s Themed Newsletter…
With that in mind, did you know the average American is expected to spend around $142.31 only on this year’s Valentine’s Day? That means the typical couple spends nearly $300! In an effort to exploit (I mean, embrace) the V-Day spending of Americans, I will now be offering a very special, [...]
25 Days of No CAPTCHAs (and Other Important Holiday Stuff)
I know what you're thinking Jeez Cody, What took you so long to send out another semi, self-promotional email? First off, I want to wish you a happy '25 Days of Christmas' courtesy of ABC Family, and provide you an interesting read on the intellectual property law of the 'Grinch' - no [...]
The New Year Has Been Incredible
I've learned so much but nothing has stuck with me like this - the advent of the Oreo was a cookie conglomerate (yeh, you read that right - cookie conglomerate) ripoff of Hydrox. No, Hydrox was not a weight-loss drug. It was a weight-gaining cookie with two chocolate wafers and [...]
So That Was All a Blur…
You may remember last month when I officially launched Sharp Guys Web Design as a full time business. However, I barely do. The first month was full of late nights, many meetings and happily, some new business opportunities. In other words - it was awesome, and I wanted to thank [...]