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No Laughing Matter – My Pitch for Venture Capital ?

By |February 2nd, 2019|

Hey gang, People that have read these emails in the past know that I use an outlandish number of ()s within my writing.   Often times I use these ()s as asides or for the sake of sarcasm.  My friends that know me best may say that's because even when [...]

I Have a Really Crumby House

By |January 7th, 2019|

Hey gang, So over the past few months I bought a black desk - well, now that I think of it, I have to go a little further back.  In 2017, the fam and I went all in on buying a new house.  By all in, I mean we went [...]

I Made a Video for This Newsletter! Plus, I Wrote About Standing!

By |December 5th, 2018|

Hey gang,At Sharp Guys we have a number of repositories with stock photos we can use for clients. I wouldn't say I'm a stock photo connoisseur (well I would, but only in private as I'm too humble to brag about my Stock Photo Expert Certificate).  Sometimes I'll come upon stock [...]

Swizzle Sticks, Suspicious Knocks and More

By |September 26th, 2018|

Hey gang, You know those massage chairs at malls - the ones where you slide a credit card through and all of your neck pain and troubles are meant to fade away?  A while ago I was in one of those places and was tempted to try it out and I [...]

I Did Not Use the Word Cornucopia Even Though I Could Have

By |November 1st, 2018|

Hey gang, I’ve always heard that people get their best ideas in the shower.  While I enjoy showers, as far as I can remember I have never had even a small epiphany while showering which seems like a total rip off.  Here I am (I mean that in the figurative [...]

This Subject Line is a Valentine’s Day Pun 2 Weeks Early

By |February 1st, 2018|

Hey gang, You are here so you may have noticed my Valentine's Day-themed subject line - Love is in the Arrow That should be Fedex's Valentine's Day promo email subject line - you know because they have that arrow in their logo?    You didn't notice?  Well it is there, go look. [...]

Coffee Makers Shouldn’t Beep

By |April 19th, 2018|

Gang, I’m getting old. Or at least my annoyance at certain things are making me feel old.  Early this year I got a beautiful new stainless-steel coffee maker.  My previous coffee maker, a Ferrari red one died after many years of fine service.  And though my ol' elixir fixer had been [...]

Summertime and All That Jazz

By |June 22nd, 2017|

Hey gang, Well it's officially summertime and I'm over here sweating the generalities. Have you noticed how many web headlines use the phrase ‘X Broke the Internet’? Where the letter X is a word or person that has nothing to do with the internet's infrastructure. Plus, if they broke it, how would I read [...]

I Wrote You a Story About 6th Grade

By |September 26th, 2017|

Hey gang, I remember writing a story for 6th grade English.  It was assigned weeks in advance and in common middle school Cody form, I waited until the Sunday before the Monday it was due to write and illustrate it.  I am perhaps one of the top 5 worst artists [...]

Thomas Jefferson Never Plowed a Field but He Invented a Much Improved Plow

By |November 7th, 2016|

Hey gang, Think about that subject line - Jefferson not only helped outline our democracy but he also took the time to invent a new and improved plow – plowing being a task he never actually did himself.  Instead of being crestfallen that I have surprisingly neither helped found a democracy [...]

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